Trust me, I'm much happier that you aren't irritated at me than you are sorry that I thought you were irritated with me. Important lessons we should all learn in life:
a) don't piss into the wind
b) don't write checks with your mouth that your ass isn't prepared to cash
c) in regards to chicks, "no" means "no"...unless it means "yes"
d) when someone says "hey, pull my finger", dont
e) never underestimate the power of the angry faced smiley icon...perhaps the human race isn't yet ready