To: you know who you are
All is quiet on New Year's Day
A football game gets underway
I want to watch football watch football
Night and day
Wear dirty clothes, the wife's away
On New Year's Day
I'll...do laundry next weekend
I'll...do laundry next weekend
Hungover blood red eye
Half empty bottles, of beer and wine
Here's some clean mugs, like a chosen few
My dear wife will say...say...
Say it's true it's true
I'd live in a zoo
Oops, just broke two
Now I've got none
I'll...do dishes next weekend
I'll...do dishes next weekend
On the mop, Adam Clayton!
I'll...do dishes next weekend
I'll...do laundry next weekend
I'll...buy groceries next weekend
I'll...get throttled next weekend
This is the end
This is the end...
Turn the lights out, Willie
